PORTFOLIO OF A MODERN RENAISSANCE MAN
Mario Jean Jr.
Business analyst by day, window-tint researcher by night, retired pickleball legend by June 2025. This is a highly serious collection of his finest interests, fitness data, and Aldi-based culinary innovations.
@nvidia
The Tinting Saga
An Audi A4 deserves clarity - and a price that lands near $200.
Mario spent more hours comparing tint quotes than some people spend choosing a car. The mission: protect the cabin, block the heat, and hit the $200 target without emotional damage.
Tint Quote Simulator
Aldi Fine Dining
Michelin-starred on a budget.
Proof that wild-caught cod, gluten-free bread, brown spaghetti, BBQ sauce, and ketchup can coexist on one plate. Some call it resourceful. Mario calls it Tuesday.
Wild-Caught Cod
Protein
Breaded with breadcrumbs that might have been on sale.
Gluten-Free Bread
Carb companion
Dense enough to double as a coaster in a pinch.
Brown Spaghetti
Whole-grain backbone
Because regular pasta is too mainstream.
BBQ Sauce
Savory accent
Applied with the confidence of a steakhouse chef.
Ketchup
The finishing touch
Aldi's finest tomato reduction.
Retired Pickleball Legend
Hall of Fame class of June 2025.
Hall of Fame Inductee
Class of June 2025
Career span
June 2025
One legendary month
Matches played
Enough
To know it was time
Win rate
Undisputed
In the living room
Paddle status
Returned
Amazon got it back
The paddle story
The Selkirk Sport paddle served honorably for a single career. It has since been returned to Amazon, where it will inspire future athletes. Mario keeps the memory - and the return confirmation email - close to his heart.
Gym-maxxing & Tachycardia Survival
Tracking lifts, RHR, and the night Bruno Mars took his heart rate higher than any deadlift.
Heart Rate Timeline
RHR
Resting
Active
Morning walk
Lift
Gym set
Concert
Bruno Mars chorus
Fitbit captured the entire arc. The Bruno Mars chorus registered a spike that no gym session has matched. The device survived. The data lives forever.
Current Training Quest
Business Analyst (No Capping)
Data visualization, SQL, and reporting that tells the truth at ASIS Digital.
Sample query mindset
-- No capping. Only facts.
SELECT
metric,
COUNT(*) AS real_deal_count,
AVG(truth_score) AS avg_realness
FROM analytics_reporting
WHERE capping = FALSE
GROUP BY metric
ORDER BY avg_realness DESC;Dashboard energy
Faith & Fellowship
Knights of Columbus Council #11106 - stewardship, service, and spiritual rest.
Knights of Columbus
Council #11106
Mario serves through stewardship and fellowship. He believes the best recovery day is the one spent in community, and that spiritual rest is the kind of rest that no Fitbit can fully measure.